1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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