So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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