Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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