How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
ok first of all what the fuck
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