just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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