He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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