Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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