Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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