Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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