So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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