id be glad to
Life is so much better after having sex.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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