I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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