rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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