i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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