"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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