yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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