you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
This is my life. Enjoy the view
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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