oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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