Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
