I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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