Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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