Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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