Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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