My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
My butt remains clenched, sir.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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