do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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