That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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