As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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