I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
