matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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