covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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