Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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