Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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