they said they heard you say put it in my butt
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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