ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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