New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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