gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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