Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
