I hate your face
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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