She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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