at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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