Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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