My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
There are leaves in my underwear?
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