why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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