sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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