Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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