do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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