google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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