yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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