I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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