You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
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is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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