Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just had sex bonerless
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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