It was confusing and full of hummus
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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