I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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