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you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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