the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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